Abecedarian approximately

At the behest of

Kortney Garrison

here’s my version of the above-named form:

Pouring Out a Bag of Shells

Abbots and apes, bells and baloney,
Cardinals and chickadees, doorstops and deacons,
Everything's ephemeral, fatally flawed.
Gullies and guy wires, haystacks and hat tricks,
Ice cream and iodine, jockstraps and joysticks,
Kakistocracy's kompromat, literal liars.
Meme stocks and metallurgy, nabobs and noobs,
Options and okra, puttanesca and pussy hats,
Quietly quitting, really regretful.
Soupspoons and sunburns, tar brush and tallow,
Undercoats and urns, vacuums and valves,
Worrisome worts, xanthic xenoblasts,
Yogurt and yarrow, zits and Zen.

(all of it scrambled, all jumbled up,
if it makes any sense I'm sure you're mistaken;
a trifle, a trinket, froth and malarkey
all of it taken and shaken and poured)